Post by Owl on Feb 25, 2009 16:01:27 GMT -5
The red sky floated above me. I looked up.” sunset,” I mumbled. “Great. I gotta get home soon...” I took my eyes off the sky. “ it was a great day while it lasted.”
Laid back down on the cold ground.
Oh, this story isn’t making much sense right? Ha, I forgot to tell you the most important part! Ok, here it goes!
“God this lunch line is so freakin’ long.” I yelled. Some lunch ladies looked at me for a second. One of them opened their mouth to say something but they probably realized , it wan’t worth it. They went back to preparing food working faster than usual.
I stared, confused. “Whatever.” When I got my lunch, I went to find a table to sit at. I looked around the cafeteria. Sure enough I spotted my friend, Steven A.K.A. Sen. Weird nickname? Yeah I know that. He just hates his real name so me and some of the other guys made up a dumb name to piss him off.
I continued to walk over to the table. “Hey guys,” I said, when I got closer to the table.
Everyone turned around, looked at me for a second, then started to laugh.
“What the hell,”I sat down.
One of my friends , Keith, was the first to say something. “Dude you didn’t hear?!”
I looked even more confused than when the lunch ladies looked at me. “Hear what?”
Keith laughed. “ Dude! Boobs LOVES you! She has like a thousand picture of you in her locker. Everyone laughed. Boobs is the nerdiest chick in the school.
“Man, that’s fucked up,” I said relieved. I thought it was something worse. “ I’ma cuss that bitch out later.” I started to eat my lunch.
“oh! I wanna see that,” Seth A.K.A. Emo face piped up. “ they say she doesn’t get intimidated easily.”
“Yeah I’ve heard. Maybe I’ll be the first to make that whore cry.”
Seth chuckled. “Yeah whatever dude, watch, she’s gonna make a fool of you.” He took a bite of food.
A lunch lady came to the table. “You can go.” she yelled.
We walked out into the hallway. “Hey their she is!” Sen yelled. “ HEY BOOBS COME OVER HERE MR .DICKY WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!!” Mr. Dicky is my nickname. Don’t ask. Even I don’t know why. Its weird.
Boobs turned around and looked at us. She started to walk over to us. “Dude you ready?” Keith elbowed me.
“Yeah, Yeah.” I said, unmotivated.
Boobs finally got to where we were standing. “What do you 4 want...”
“Come-on Mr. Dicky. do it!”
I started.” YOU STUPID WHORE! LEAVE ME ALONE! TAKE DOWN THOSE FUCKING PICTURES IN YOU LOCKER OF ME YOU PERVERT!” I started to sweat. My rep was on the line. “ GOD SLUTS THESE DAYS!” I turned and walked away. My friends followed. They were laughing their asses off.
“Is that all you got?” Emo face chuckled.
“No I got more. But I’m saving it for the next time that bitch talks to me.”
based on my daily life in school. but its i little bit different. its not my experience thought xD